.two funnies.

.the tree outside our apmt.

.#1.

.last night.

.in classic utah style.

.we received 13 inches of snow

at our house.

.13 inches.

.just for my birthday

and departure for sure.

.husband even said it was

like utah giving me 

that last punch.

.that last kick in the bum.

.ha.

.ps. .it didn't work

utah because now i'm

excited to leave you.

.well kind of.

.#2.

.last night while

ordering my drink

at dinner

it went a little

like this.

.server to me. 

.what would you like to drink?.

.me.

.can i get a dr pepper please.

.server proceeds to ask

everyone else at the table

what they would like to drink.

.husband.

.can we also get an appetizer.

.it's her birthday.

.server to me.

.can i see your id please?.

.me.

.what for?.

.you don't believe it's my birthday?.

.for the appetizer?.

.server.

.well you ordered a vodka cran.

.sidenote.

.i've never had a 

sip of alcohol

in my life.

.seriously.

.me.

.what? no i want a dr pepper.

.but just so you know

it's my birthday

and i'm 23.

.haha.

.so good.

.seriously.

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