.roy's ruff drafts: twoubles.

.hi fwriends!.

.todays i wauz 

so twuckered out fwrom

cweating all kwinds

of mischiefs

so i decwided mom's

shwoulder was the

best pwace to take

a nap.

.mom sayz i'm

in all kwinds of 

twoubles for the things

i've been doing wately.

.she also sayz dad

is going to get

me when hwe getz here

if i don't stwops.

.uh ohhs.

.i decwided it would 

be bwest if i jwust

went ahead

and

told youz all

 the bwad things i've

been doing.

.for stwarters

i dug thwough all

of her cwean laundrys piles

and made myself

a doggie fwort.

.i don't see the big deals.

.it's awesome youz should see it

you cwant even tell i'm in thwere

becwause its jwust one pile now.

.i also mwight have eaten

a bwag of fwuit snacks

and cwrackers.

.pweeple food is amwazing.

.why can't i'z have any again?.

.then thweres the dwucks.

.so i may have chwased them

and twied to scares them

and now they keep cwoming

back to vwisit.

.whats can i says?.

.i ruvs when they start fwapping

those thwings so fast

and then they fwly aways.

.am i thwat scwary anyway?.

.uh ohh.

.i can see the wook

on mom's face rwight nows

and i'm stwarting to get

a wittle scared.

.so i fink i'll

go wiggle my tails

at hers befwore 

she gets rweads too much.

.don't tell hers i twold

youz this but i fink

i can get whatever i want

when i do that.

.she wikes that.

.i think it's becwause

she finks i don't know

bwetter when i do thats.

.ps.

.dad if your rweading this

don't be mwad 

at my twouble okay.

.mom mwisses you

a wot and her

crwying is rwidiculous.

.it even happens during

fwunny movies rwight now

nwot just ruv stwories

and swad stories.

.oh brothers.

.i dwon't know how

you dwealt with 

the harmones by ywourself

befores i came awong.

.jwust kidding, i do.

.lrots of ruv fwiends.

.ruff, ruff.

.roy.

 

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