Ode to the lady on I-15

Dearest rich snobby lady in the cream BMW on I-15 today,

Thank you for honking your horn at me

when I was going 72 in a 65

in the farthest right lane

while it was snowing

and I was preparing to take my exit.

 I know it must be so difficult for you to understand

why in the world someone would

ONLY be going 7 miles over the speed limit

when they can barely see the car in front of them

due to the fun white stuff

that so fluffily cakes my car around this time of year

while you were so exhilarated in your

phone conversation

next to 90th South

where a fatality occurred yesterday

due to a reckless driver speeding just like yourself.

Thanks for wanting to preserve life and all.

But as Jordan would say,

"It's your world...

you freakin' champion."

The end.

Thanks,

Jenna

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